Which Dawn of War III faction would win in a bareknuckle brawl?

"Stop me if youve heard this one before. A Space Marine, an Eldar and an Ork all walk into a bar" Rad or Shite looks into the question that any dedicated Warhammer 40k fan should be asking: which Dawn of War faction would come out on top in an old-fashioned bar room scrap?

Which Dawn of War III faction would win in a bareknuckle brawl?